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tuhree:

guys: i know the basics on how to respect women

everyone: okay..

guys: w-wait where are you going aren’t you gunna suck me dry

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial)

actually closing in on myself ha ha ha ha ha

voguememoirs:

Winnie yo💕
matamendous:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

whata
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